Disciplinary Hearing "Non-Recording Agreement"

[Hagoth]

But I am planning attend my own disciplinary council if/when it occurs because I think it would be interesting. I will probably bring donuts.

LOL. DUDE!....that would totally take the wind out of the SP and HC sails. Hillarious!.....they would accuse you of being totally under the influence of Satan or drugs...OR WAIT...Being a closet masterbator!. YOU EVIL MAN YOU!!!!!! THAT EXPLAINS IT!

hmmmm....Well, back on topic.

Their power is what people give them. They can't force you into anything. But they can shure be pr!cks about it all.

I love the idea of just making a party out of it. Show up with treats, smile and be friendly, laugh out loud at their accusations and say stuff like, "Yeah, that sounds like me alright. But enough about me! How about you guys? Got anything you'd like to get off your chests, since this is all secret and everything? I brought some stones in case anyone wants to throw the first one!" Maybe bring an iPod and speakers with some happy music to keep the mood light. Have friends waiting outside, but not in somber protest, more like a party to celebrate your liberation. At the end hug everyone and thank them for helping you get out of this crazy-house. Maybe pass out cigars.

[Rob4Hope]

But I am planning attend my own disciplinary council if/when it occurs because I think it would be interesting. I will probably bring donuts.

LOL. DUDE!....that would totally take the wind out of the SP and HC sails. Hillarious!.....they would accuse you of being totally under the influence of Satan or drugs...OR WAIT...Being a closet masterbator!. YOU EVIL MAN YOU!!!!!! THAT EXPLAINS IT!

hmmmm....Well, back on topic.

Their power is what people give them. They can't force you into anything. But they can shure be pr!cks about it all.

I love the idea of just making a party out of it. Show up with treats, smile and be friendly, laugh out loud at their accusations and say stuff like, "Yeah, that sounds like me alright. But enough about me! How about you guys? Got anything you'd like to get off your chests, since this is all secret and everything? I brought some stones in case anyone wants to throw the first one!" Maybe bring an iPod and speakers with some happy music to keep the mood light. Have friends waiting outside, but not in somber protest, more like a party to celebrate your liberation. At the end hug everyone and thank them for helping you get out of this crazy-house. Maybe pass out cigars.

You are so bad dude. You are BAD! I LOVE IT!

[Random]

Oh, man, Hagoth, that was great!

[Red Ryder]

Right! Like take off their underwear and stop paying them money!

Hold on for a question of phrasing and 5th grade grammar! In your sentence it's not clear who is wearing the underwear at the time you remove "their" underwear. Are you wearing underwear that belongs to someone else? Are you removing underwear that they are wearing at the time? Are you not in control of your own underwear? Do you have control over someone else's underwear? Is this what Mormonism has come to? (Answer: yes)

Omigosh! That gave me an image of Red Ryder taking off the leaders' underwear while they were all tied up on the floor.

Ha ha ha ha. That is funny!

Wait... No it's not!

It is their (the church's) underwear. They just charge us a lifetime rental fee and authorize us to wear it. You've been franchised!

It says so on the tag!

[Random]

It is their (the church's) underwear. They just charge us a lifetime rental fee and authorize us to wear it. You've been franchised!

It says so on the tag!

Wow! I don't think I've ever noticed that. I wonder how long that as been on garment tags?