New John Gee book about the Book of Abraham

[Hagoth]

I'm happy to have been informed that real scholars have actually done the work.

Of course, the truly faithful understand that different means of translation produce entirely different results. From the same papyrus you can get:
-If using a seerstone: the Book of Abraham
-If using knowledge of Egyptian writing: The Hor Book of Breathing
-If using a dowsing rod: "yes, yes, no, yes, no..."
-If using a Magic 8-ball: "Ask again later"
-If using a Ouija board: A recipe for ginger snaps (Egyptian style)