Girls camp theme: you will have to guess.

[SeeNoEvil]

Well i could send you a nice stay in the boat neckalce left over from the trip

I think I would like to be the one helping them off the sinking boat. Boats do sink and this churches boat is sinking. Make sure you wife includes instructions for the girls as what to do in case the boat starts sinking. You can only stay so long in a sinking boat before you eventually have to jump the ship. ttps://www.esurance.com/info/boat/sinking-boat ... -should-do

[document]

Satan rules the water!

You win the Internet! Audible laugh that called over my TBM coworker who also laughed hard at it.

[20/20hind]

"Stay in the boat and hold on," - Ballard

See no evil for the win!

The boat is the gospel. The scriptures are the life vests and the river guides are the prophets and apostles.

That is how it was portrayed in the info for camp...fun stuff

2020, Make sure you print this out for your wife to use as a "visual aid" around the campfire one night:

Haha she wouldn't get it.....it would be faith promoting to her somehow.

[MoPag]

How about "You can't do anything unless priesthood is around."

How about:

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[oliver_denom]

[Corsair]

How about:

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Good idea. The stake president can recommend "The Handmaid's Tale" to the bishopric members and young women leaders of the stake. It's not a cautionary tale, it's a reasonable approximation of how society might better be structured. Be sure to cover your eyes during those naughty scenes, of course.

[Random]

Satan rules the water!

Sounds like a scary object lesson coming up.

[Random]

Well i could send you a nice stay in the boat neckalce left over from the trip

Ooh, I want one of those! How do I get one? (Probably have to go to Deseret Book, be a leader, and pay boo-coo bucks.)

[Random]

How about "You can't do anything unless priesthood is around."

I tease dw about having relief society sister's go on scout camp outs to make sure the boys are being nurtured enough. Its only fair.

2020, Make sure you print this out for your wife to use as a "visual aid" around the campfire one night:

When I first saw this cartoon, I was shocked at how accurate it seemed to be with my new paradigm.

[Random]

Really love the comments. I'd answer each one with an emoticon or comment, but I've hogged the thread too much already.