Anyone wanna suffer through the RS broadcast with me?

[MoPag]

I totally get it if you don't. I don't want to listen either, but I have to know what they are saying.

I consulted me seer stone earlier and I predict a lot of hating on women of the world.

Also I think one of the prayers will be from someone not white

[MoPag]

Wow there are like a ton of empty seats. Like near the front too.

[MoPag]

Sister Oscarson is conducting and she welcomed sisters of other faiths. I've never heard them do that before. TSM is a no show. Not surprised. Eyring and Uchtdorf are there. Oh Gods please let it be Uchtdorf that speaks to us and not Eyring.

[MoPag]

Wow we killed like a solid 7 minutes with songs and prayers.

Sister Cordon is speaking to us now.

[MoPag]

We are going to discuss the warning "Lean not unto thine own understanding."

Wow!

[MoPag]

Apparently did not lean unto our own understanding during the pre-mortal life. Don't know how she worked that one out.

Also I wonder if she's wearing Lipsense?

[MoPag]

Okay now were are hearing a story about a poor sister who was sick battling cancer and when she complained to her husband he told her to go serve others.

[Red Ryder]

Mormon leaks released the speaker list. You're getting Eyring.

Burton really cranked one over on me a few years back when she told my wife (indirectly through the RS broadcast) that I was a worthless non believer.

I wrote her a letter. I wished I had mailed it.

[MoPag]

Oh now it's Sister McConkie. She's like the female BRM.

[MoPag]

Mormon leaks released the speaker list. You're getting Eyring.

Burton really cranked one over on me a few years back when she told my wife (indirectly through the RS broadcast) that I was a worthless non believer.

I wrote her a letter. I wished I had mailed it.

RR! Glad you are here!

Eyring eh? Damn.
I'm gonna start the clock as soon as he takes the stand as see how long it takes him to cry.

[MoPag]

Oh yes Burton is a piece of work.

I have to give Female BRM points for taking about sisters is Africa. That was actually a sweet story about a girl helping others.

[Red Ryder]

Burton must be last before Eyring.

DW and DD decided to stay home and watch it while playing a board game.

[MoPag]

Oh here we go with Burton. Wow I didn't know they visit women in prison.

[MoPag]

Uh-oh here we go. She is going to talk about "certain women"

[Red Ryder]

She should be talking about how to empower the young women in today's world?

Or how to help them build a strong individualized self esteem?

Or (god forbid) how to develop their sexuality?

[MoPag]

So this poor woman was still being RS president from her deathbed. You can't make this stuff up.

[Mormorrisey]

I'm half listening while Sister M and DD are watching in the living room, while watching some b-ball. One thing I don't get is this insistence that women are SPECIAL disciples of Jesus, but then they never say WHY. Am I missing something?

[MoPag]

He got a little chocked up at around 42 seconds.

[Mormorrisey]

Don't forget he mentioned how great the conference was up to that point as well.

[MoPag]

She should be talking about how to empower the young women in today's world?

Or how to help them build a strong individualized self esteem?

Or (god forbid) how to develop their sexuality?

I don't think anything said tonight was ever meant to empower or build self esteem. We heard more than one example of women who were literally working themselves to death for the church. That was set up as an ideal.

Work to death for the church. That is the only way you will be happy. That is what God and Jesus want for you.

There are thousands of women listening to this who are really struggling, and they will leave feeling so guilty for feeling bad about their struggles. It's like this sick cycle. The church cripples you and then tells you only it can heal you. And when you crawl to them looking to help they slam you down again.

Well I guess my seer stone is broken. The two prayers were as white as you can be. Also no blatant women of the world hate.