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Azrael wrote: ↑Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:46 pm This isn't a religious discussion forum, it's an anti-religious discussion forum.

And take it from me, there isnt much of a difference between the two.

You folks consistently project your own behaviors on me as if I committed them. It's a strange pattern so common in religious discussion. This isn't a religious discussion forum, it's an anti-religious discussion forum. Sent from my SM-S327VL using Tapatalk Wow Azreal. People here on this board ...

The afterlife will be a lot of hard, rewarding work but it is still cool because people really like hard work deep down inside.

It is actually pretty awesome.

Sometimes, when the Holy Ghost is invited for a threesome, he lets me tag along. I feel a little guilty knowing I am a 4th wheel, but I get over it.

My views on things have changed a little, and I have had a lot of time to think. I am pretty much a 10. There was a lot of sexual repression happening in my later years.

They got the nose all wrong in the one on the left.

Ok, a little clarification is needed here. What are rules and commandments but suggestions anyway? God can be a pretty chill guy, I broke a lot of rules and I'm not evil am I? (Dont answer that, it was rhetorical). I mean sheesh, I get songs sung to me and compared to Jesus for crying out loud, so ...

m_bennett wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:11 am Thank you to all the kind welcomes. I appreciate it! Looking forward to getting to know you all.

People here are pretty great. I've even been welcomed which is surprising, all things considered.

Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:55 am If that happiness euphoria could be bottled I'd partake although on further thought sex and beer seem to do the trick.

I think you have found the secret to the celestial practice of Mormonism sir! Although it wasnt much of a secret towards the end...

Hey guys, dont shoot the messenger. Wait...

It is interesting how the entire Christian world views sex in a very dirty and "necessary evil" way. Sex was/is great! If God wants to use that method whats the big deal?! Look at most of the worlds mythology. Lots of it has to do with Gods coming down and messing around with Humans. Marking sex ...

When I read the title of this thread just now, I thought, "There's a pill for men now? And the Q15 are on it? Why??" Clearly Joseph Smith was on this pill for men. It's how he only had children with Emma. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I saw this title and thought "oh no, good Lord they found my ...

Dealing with TBM's can be exhausting. I did a lot of it back in my day. Orson Hyde, holy cow that guy was as rigid as they come and not very understanding either. You just have to shrug it off and continue on with what makes you happy. Do not worry about what others think of you. I didnt! And I got ...

Emower wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:11 am It told me to take another wife. I dont think it knows whats best for me.

I think you should go for it.

So, wait a minute. Are you saying that the ability to get into the temple requires these types of questions now? WTF? :shock: As for courts of love, I was definitely into those in my day...Kids are probably calling them something different these days though. Yes Brother Joseph. There are Stakes ...

I have 3 questions: 1. Joseph...do you masturbate? 2. How often? 3. How is the "sing a hymn" thing working for you? You realize I will have to use what you say against you, revoke your callings and take your TR away. But its ok. I love you and after all, this is just a precursor to a "court of love ...

Are these guys having kids when they are in their 90's? Ammaron dies in 320 a full 130 years later than his father!?! And that is with his dad living to be at least 84, assuming he came out of the womb with a stylus in his hand and could record on metal plates as a newborn... Stranger things have ...

Hey JS! Do you like how South Park portrayed you? JS.png What about the Book of Mormon Musical? Are you kind of proud of that? I mean if it wasn't for you, it wouldn't exist. Also who is your fave of our current Q15? Who is you least fave and why?? I wasnt aware of the south park video. I'm close ...

Give It Time wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2017 8:56 am I'm a little curious about this.

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Its like I told Sidney one time, there are a lot of ways to skin a cat. There is never only one answer. Quickening, situation specific, biblical translation issues, etc.

Found a religious movement that ends up enduring and becoming a business juggernaut and corporate behemoth with plenty of willing people to do its bidding. It looks good on a CV.