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Of all of those-"Blue Shirt to Sacrament" cracks me up the most- why didn't they include porn shoulders, or not wearing g's to do yardwork, or not attending the temple, or not accepting a calling, or drinking coke, or ...
but the BLUE SHIRT is the crack in the foundation? OMG that is funny!

TBM days: my well worn, highly annotated BOM W/matching leather bound King James Bible that I used on my mission. I considered myself an aspiring master scriptorian. I even told my mother if my house were to ever catch fire, I would run back in to save them. She reminds me of that statement ...

Text message exchange this afternoon between my wife and myself. She still attends half time, but her shelf is pretty cracked - although still holding up. Thought you all might get a laugh out of it. Forget church, she's REALLY bummed the race is canceled.... I love this ! I JUST had a conversation ...

You know for sure this conference is going to be a complete idol worship of Nelson- everyone will be dripping with praise of his super-duper secret squirrel revelations. Cheer up slavereeno. You can assign the SM topics now! Thanks for sharing the home sacrament program Red! I would have EATEN THAT ...

if... some large movie studio produced a biographical movie of the life of Joseph Smith and his pick up lines to all his wives...word for word out of historical documents. I know members would deny it's validity to their dying breath, but it would definitely add cracks to a lot more shelves... It is ...

Moksha, you never dissapoint! :lol: Great Shulem's Ghost! Anubis in the Book of Mormon! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SuF7dMyOQ14/TWVxVlokDLI/AAAAAAAACqA/pTz7pO-B39Y/s1600/Book_of_Abraham_Facsimile_3.gif Explanation Fig. 1. Asthma sufferer stifling a horrendous sneeze. Fig. 2. Communications officer ...

Solidarity with you MerrieMiss- I am so fully bored of it all- but the best part is the church no longer has ANY control over me. I am always 2 steps forward and 1 step back with my DH. I think we have come to a point that we will no longer attend church on a regular basis. But my DH still holds on ...

This is my username in a lot of subs including reddit. It is a play of my real name. Not interested anymore in hiding my identity, but I have posted enough about friends and family on this site that I would not want them to read it and get feelings hurt. My avatar is a self-motivating statement ...

Kind of pisses me off. Rather than confront these issues directly in General Conference or the dozens of talks they give each year, they instead try to demonize us and de-legitimize our issues. Freakin’ cowards. Most large corporations suffer from the same thing. Those in charge never get into the w ...

When I was TBM I had blind faith- I just believed it was true because others said it was true. I even went on a cruise and toured ruins in central America and totally believed they were descendants of the lamanites. even though when I was there- the actual physical facts contradicted everything in ...

This is fascinating to me to see play out. Wasn't Mitt a Democrat when he was governor of Mass?

But you know Trump was a democrat before also...

Anyway- I will bet Mitt now announces he is going to challenge Trump for the GOP nomination.

We can learn truth from many places, not just from the scriptures, but also from other books (D&C 88:118 And as all have not faith, seek ye diligently and teach one another words of wisdom; yea, seek ye out of the best books words of wisdom; seek learning, even by study and also by faith.) maybe ...

I have a child with multiple physical disabilities and I have great sympathy for you and the trials you have just endured. I imagine you were torn in so many directions with a job and bills, (and other children I assume?) not to mention this all happened over the holidays. Even everyday normal life ...

here comes my law enforcement story... I have actually been in uniform and had parents point me out to their young child and say "If you don't behave, that officer is going to arrest you and take you to jail!" I have yet to come up with a good response that wont get me written up with a citizen's ...

Out here in God's country you learn real quick not to touch a metal fence. The livestock learn the hard way and pull away in fear if you try to feed them through a fence they know has been electrified. You tested the fence- just to prove its no big deal. But then you found out it wasn't electrified ...

When we are reading or discussing things that seem far fetched or against my line of thinking I always ask something related to "I wonder if..." or "I wonder why..." It kinda keeps my opinion out and gets others to think of both sides of a coin. My feeble attempts at the socratic method. It works ...

If there was one COBler I could meet on the street it would be Bendnar. I have this social fantasy where I meet him in a public place and have the opportunity to challenge him to strike me dumb, def, blind or dead. I'd call him out on being a dishonest false prophet who has zero magic powers, yet ...

So... since I dont have the golden ticket- can I at least stay in the room? Thoughts? I'd doubt that a "current" Golden Ticket is a requirement to dress a body, I'd guess it is a "right" as long as a person has been endowed just like how you don't have to have a current ticket to buy or wear ...

I hate to thread jack- but it is sequitur... My dyed in the wool mother just let me know my sisters will be the only ones who can dress her at her funeral. (it is coming soon and luckily enough we can make the plans with her) I am not sure if I feel some kind of way about this. It doesn't hurt my ...

I have a relative who is otherwise normal. However, anytime we have a family situation of attending the temple together she goes into this frenzy listing all of the dead relatives that were there in the room with us. My family eats this up by the shovel full. They love to hear what she has to say ...